Movie of the Month: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil (2010)

Director: Eli Craig

Starring: Tyler Labine

Two hillbillies buy their dream vacation home in the woods, a run down cabin that needs a lot of work. Their peace and quiet is interupted by a group of college kids camping near their cabin. When one of the girls sees Tucker and Dale, she's startled and falls off a rock and hits her head, landing in the water. Tucker and Dale realize she isn't coming up and they go in to save her. They bring her back to the cabin to bandage her up, but her friends think they have kidnapped her. A chain of misunderstandings happens and the college kids start  accidentally killing themselves.

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is absolutley hysterical. I don't remember the last time I have laughed this hard during a movie. The situation evolves early in the film which leads to tons of misfortunes on the college kids parts. The gore effects are amazing as well. This movie is the american Shaun of the Dead, and in my opinion is actually funnier. Highest Recommendation.

Movie of the Month: Robocop

Robocop (1987)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
Starring: Peter Weller

In a dark, violent, crime ridden future of detroit, a corporation owns the police department, and are trying to use their resources to create a new law enforcement tool to help protect the city. After one of their projects glitches out, they use the death of officer Alex Murphy to their benefit. Murphy is transformed into the Robocop, a crime fighting cyborg. Robocop is successful in fighting the crime in detroit, but his memories as Murphy start coming back, making him more vulnerable.

I remeber watching these movies when I was a kid and thought they were awesome. What kid didn't love Robocop back in the day? He was badass. Now watching it as an adult, I am realizing this movie was so far beyond badass. I must have watched it on tv, with the violence cut out or something, because I sure as hell don't remember all of the blood and gore. Plain and simple, I was shocked that movie has so much violence in it. It's almost like a troma movie(it needs a lot more gore for that though.) Anyway, Robocop is an awesome action/sci-fi movie that is not really for kids when you break it down.

Movie of the Month: The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

Director: Rob zombie

Starring: Tom Papa

    A former mexican wrestler turned porn star/director finds a stripper being kidnapped by a very large gorilla. Whether it's his libido or his heroic sense of adventure (no question, it's his libido), he decides to try to save her. He enlists the help of his sister Suzi-X, while she is fighting off Nazi zombies. Beasto soon finds out why the gorilla kidnapped the girl and gets tangled up in Dr. Satan's evil plans.

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is absolutely, one hundred percent entertaining. Sci-Fi and Horror movie geeks will notice countless references from classic movies, which makes it that much more fun. It's got enough humor to be one of the funniest things you will ever see. Rob zombie does not disappoint with this one. The animation is good (I think it's the same team as the Ren & Stimpy show.) I highly recommend this one. My only Complaint that it's a little too short. With that said, i really hope that there will be a sequel someday

Movie of the Month: Frankenhooker

After Jeffrey's fiance is killed in a freak accident, he comes up with a plan to get her back. He creates a "super crack" and sets out to find some prostitutes to take some body parts from to create the perfect body. He stitches together his dream woman, but she turns out to be a nightmare. She may have the head of his fiance but she has the mind of a hooker! And now she's loose in the city looking for a good time.

Frankenhooker is simply one of the best b-movies i have seen. It will make you laugh non stop with its tongue in cheek horror. And you will be walking around saying "Wanna date? Got money?"

Highly recommended!